Stacy:
Here are a few astronomy-related one-liners that I have gleaned throughout the years. Most of these would make good bumper stickers, I think.
Tom Campbell
http://www.iolaks.com/softech/astro
Black Holes are Out of Sight
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes really suck...
The Universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Gravity: Not just a good idea...it's the LAW.
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Supernovae are a Blast
Astronomers do it in black holes.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine
Astronomers aren't afraid of the dark
Astronomers do it all night
Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Limb Darkening: Early Treatment Saves Lives
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun
Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches
It is estimated that 3.71 X 10^10 "first-star-tonight" wishes have been wasted on Venus
----- Original Message -----
From: Stacy Jo McDermott
To: sf-bay-tac@No-Spam
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2003 1:28 AM
Subject: [TAC] moon atlas, bumper stickers and thoughts about both
Mark's "dawn - just say no" brings up a funny thought...a bumper sticker - astronomers would get the joke. Speaking of which, what astro bumper stickers have people seen? Or what are some that should be seen? We all know about "astronomers do it in the dark" and "astronomers do it all night long", but are there some more astro-related quick quips to bring out a chuckle or two? (something that would fit on a bumper sticker).